Listings - Training Jokes en-us http://free.trainingrama.com N/A http://free.trainingrama.com info@trainingnews.co.uk 20 http://free.trainingrama.com/listings/13/1/Survival-in-the-Alaskan-wilderness.html "What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost alone in the woods?" he asked. Several hands went up, and many important things were mentioned, such as water, matches, etc. nospam@nospam.com (Dick James) Wed, 07 Feb 2007 00:00:00 -0800 http://free.trainingrama.com/listings/12/1/This-teacher-goes-up-to-Heaven.html St Peter shows her the heaven for businessmen- she has never seen such beauty and luxury. He shows her the Heaven for Doctors?.. need I say more? nospam@nospam.com (Dick James) Wed, 07 Feb 2007 00:00:00 -0800 http://free.trainingrama.com/listings/11/1/Ski-season-is-almost-here.html Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up. nospam@nospam.com (Dick James) Wed, 07 Feb 2007 00:00:00 -0800 http://free.trainingrama.com/listings/10/1/Three-police-rookies-are-training.html The training officer holds up a profile of a man, flashes it to all three of them, and says, "Here's the perp. What do you see?" nospam@nospam.com (Dick James) Wed, 07 Feb 2007 00:00:00 -0800 http://free.trainingrama.com/listings/9/1/Not-too-long-ago-a-large-seminar-was-held-for-ministers-in-training.html Among the speakers were many well known motivational speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn't my wife!" nospam@nospam.com (Dick James) Wed, 07 Feb 2007 00:00:00 -0800 http://free.trainingrama.com/listings/8/1/Special-High-Intensity-Training.html In order to assure the highest levels of quality in the work and productivity from our employees, it will now be our policy to regularly train everyone through our longstanding program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.) nospam@nospam.com (Dick James) Wed, 07 Feb 2007 00:00:00 -0800 http://free.trainingrama.com/listings/7/1/The-physical-training-instructor-was-drilling-a-platoon-of-soldiers.html "I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air and move them as though he were riding a bicycle," he explained. "Now begin!" After a few minutes, one of the men stopped. nospam@nospam.com (Dick James) Wed, 07 Feb 2007 00:00:00 -0800